One of the most shocking event in television history, unprecedented violence happened in Oprah. Tom Cruise twisted the billionaire host Oprah after he got insane! He also attempt to fuck Oprah live in TV. Breaking News!!!! “It’s World War III” This was the declaration of US President George W. Bush at the UN Summit today against what he called the enemies of the world. He says that the world should be ‘naked’ from terrorist and those who oppressed their people. This declaration earns a lot of reactions around the world. In Iran, Ahmadinejad and Ayatollah got naked in front of Iranian parliament and threatened everybody to give each other a great blowjob if the parliment fail to show up Iran’s atomic bombs. In Venezuela, the images of President Chavez masturbating with semen ozzing in his belly are circulating around south america after chavez declare oil embargo on its neighbors. Brazilian Lula’s say’s “Hugo has just produce us a new brand of oil” In Cuba, a videotape showing the actual heart attack of Fidel Castro was broadcast throughout Cuba even reaching Florida. The video also shows three girls, 14, 15, 16 year old, driving Fidel’s crazy. In the other parts of the world, The Malaysian parliament declares sodomy a legal if not encouraged. The Indonesian government allows Playboy to use their printing machine to published the images from paris hilton sex tape. In singapore, Lee Hsien Loong ordered to spank anyone who don’t want to “do it” in public. He also promised to install a memorial statue of Flor Contemplacion in front of his house. In Thailand, huge crowd gather together declaring “the King is Fuck” and “come back thaksin”. Thaksin commented on the situation saying “its Thai free speech again” In United Kingdom, a tabloid images showing prince harry wearing nazi’s shirt in actual sex acts with his grandmother queen elizabeth. On a statement prince harry has just said “grandma is hot than my ex”. queen elizabeth replied “everybody is doing it” and “what’s new with that we’re the most sexually active in europe”. In the philippines. president gloria arroyo reaveals her exciting sexual life. “Even i am a small girl, i like sex a lot” she said in the presscon. She also revealed her sexcapade with Us Pres. Bush during latters visit in manila in 2003. The White House confirmed this and added that mrs. arroyo kept calling george bush at the white house seducing him and asking for a remake. But the most shocking event today was The chinese government declares that it will depart from communism and embraced democracy after billions of chinese marching into Tiananmen square yelling “fuck you, Mao!.